May 2012
33 posts
Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don’t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can’t think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything...
April 2012
80 posts
Giving a guy a blowjob: mouth -> penis -> pleasure
Eating out a girl: Okay take the blue wire and overlap it with the yellow wire making sure it doesn't cross the red one. After that take all three of the wires and tie them all in a knot using only your left foot.
You
amandamydear:
Make it impossible to be mad or sad.
You deal with my indecisiveness, awkwardness, and weirdness and some how still want too be with me.
We’ve had our share of problems, but none of it seems worth losing you.
You’re my bestfriend & my boyfriend, and that’s why I love being around you no matter what we’re doing.
I love you too the moon and back <3
Forever & always